It is natural to feel nervous or anxious whenever you think of things to say to your crush. This is because you always wish to make a good impression and also avoid any mistake that could ruin the moment. Being spontaneous can be a good way to start. However, not everyone is good at this. If you fall into this category, don’t worry. We have penned down some interesting clues that will help you start a conversation with your crush. Let’s get to it!
Hilarious Things You Can Say To Your Crush To Lighten Their Mood
1. Are you Google? You’re everything I am searching for.
2. I am lost and trying to find direction to your heart.
3. Are you a triangle? Because you are simply acute.
4. Being beautiful is hard, but you make it look easy.
5. Do you believe in love in the first text? You may delete this one, and I can still keep texting until you do.
6. In my busy life, the only one I’d stop for is you.
7. I have a heart problem. It skips a beat every time it sees you.
8. Wake up, think of yourself, go back to bed, repeat.
9. I think you are my charger. Without you, I’d die.
10. I would try and lift Thor’s hammer to see you smile.
11. You’re like peanut butter to my chilly.
12. Are you the Wi-Fi? I am feeling a connection.
13. I’d rather look at you than have my morning coffee.
14. I would become a cat person for you even though I am allergic to cats.
15. I ain’t no Buzz Lightyear, but I still love you to infinity and beyond.
16. Let’s rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.
17. You shouldn’t have stolen my heart. I am gonna call the police now.
18. You owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
19. Can I book a permanent room for myself in your heart?
20. My love for you is as bright as the lava from an active volcano.
21. Have you looked in the mirror lately? You might fall in love with yourself.
22. You’re my fav veggie, a cute-cumber!
23. I would never play hide and seek with you. A person like you is impossible to find.
24. Are you from Tennessee? You’re the only ten I see.
25. My chemistry with you is my favorite subject to study.
26. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
27. What’s your type? Perhaps it is Me.
28. If I were an astronaut, I would be able to see your cute smile even from space.
29. As hamsters run in the wheel all day, I run after you.
30. Every day is the weekend with you in my life. Here’s a toast to the most amazing person I’ve ever met.
31. You make everyone in the room jealous because they’re not you.
32. You plus I equals the best formula in the entire world.
33. Pardon, were you talking to me? [No] Well can you please start?
34. I want to write a fan mail to you for the rest of your life.
35. I want to send you a virtual bouquet of happiness.
36. I like going wherever you like going.
37. Every thought of you makes me smile like an idiot.
38. I melt like ice cream in the summer when you look at me.
39. The person you are looking to spend your life with might be right in front of you.
40. I don’t know any cheesy pickup lines. So, will you go out with me?
42. Every outfit you wear is a fashion statement.
43. Freeze, FBI. You are on my most-wanted list.
44. You’re the coca to my cola.
45. I won’t be kissing any new frogs now that I have found my prince.
46. My love for you is like the money plant, it just keeps growing.
47. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
48. There’s only a single thing I would want to change about you. It’s your last name.
49. Am I dreaming, or are you in front of me?
50. 911, someone just stole my heart.
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51. My heart skips a beat and my eyes start twinkling each time I meet you.
52. I like curves, but my favorite one is your smile.
53. Happiness is…cuddling you the entire day.
54. You turn my most awkward moments into fun moments.
55. The stars in your eyes shine brighter than the stars in the sky.
56. I never want to leave you alone, even for a moment, because I would miss that cute smile of yours.
57. Not a single day goes by without me thinking about you.
58. Do you know there is someone I can’t stop thinking about? YOU.
59. Yes, my life can be busy. But you’re always my priority.
60. I can’t give you the world. But I can give you my world.
61. I know you can be my best cuddle buddy.
62. You are so cute. I want to take a little bite of you.
63. Your eyes are captivating. I get lost in it every day.
64. Whenever your thought crosses my face, I can only flash the widest grin.
65. You make the most mundane day seem exciting.
66. All my sweet dreams have you in them.
67. Can we go on a walk and talk our hearts out?
68. Our eyes are like a deep body of water, I would voluntarily drown in.
69. Say ‘yes,’ and I will make you happy forever.
70. Do you want the moon and the stars? All you have to do is fall in love with me.
71. It must have hurt when you fell from heaven because you’re just too cute!
72. We are all special but you raised the bar higher.
73. Even God must have wanted to keep you with them because you are so adorable.
74. Your dad must be a baker because you’re the most adorable cutie pie.
75. You make every moment in life perfect.
76. You’re never really far from me. Even when apart, I keep you in my heart.
77. Everything seems brighter when you are around. You entice me with your charm and grace.
78. When I see you, it feels like I’m dreaming.
79. Let me stare a while longer to soak in all that cuteness. Your smile is so captivating, it’s impossible not to flatter you.
80. For you, I’d memorize all the digits of Pi.
81. I’m calling you to ask my heart back.
82. I want to keep you safe for the rest of your life.
83. If my thoughts were colors, you would be the brightest shade.
84. You’re hot and all I want is s’more.
85. Hah, I stole your heart, and I won’t give it back.
86. Your presence makes everything better..
87. If I had another life, I would still choose you as my partner.
88. Your love is all that I wish for.
89. I want to keep seeing you again and again.
90. Am I the reason behind that beautiful smile?
91. Even without gravity, I would still fall for you.
92. My parents told me to follow my dreams. Can I follow you home?
93. I cannot distinguish between your smile and sunshine.
94. I think I am a bad shooter. I keep on missing you.
95. You come into my dreams every night and make them so lively.
96. Have you been working out too much lately? You look perfect.
97. I think you are the square root of two as I always feel highly irrational around you.
98. What do you think about us going on the next mission to Mars? Alone.
99. Your glance is all I need to start blushing
100. Do you know it’s illegal to look this handsome?
