Christian pick-up lines have been used for many decades and one may even say that the biblical figure, King Solomon used these words to woo his wives. From describing the lips as a honeycomb and nectar of life to calling the cheeks a bed of spice, he just had his way around words.
Finding the right words to express love and related emotions can sometimes be daunting especially when it comes to your God-fearing crush. However, you don’t need to be so tense anymore. Here are 100 pickup lines you can never go wrong with.
Funny Christian Pick-Up Lines
1. You are as gorgeous as Eve and I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
2. I was about to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could study you instead.
3. Let’s get lunch together, Jesus paid the price.
4. 7 plagues is nothing compared to what I would go through just for you.
5. Are you hot or is the holy spirit burning inside of you?
6. God takes only 10% of my income, let’s make a paradise with the 90%.
7. The bible says “Give drink to those that are thirsty, and feed the hungry”… How about dinner?
8. I heard Jesus call you. Can I do the same?
9. Is your name Faith? cause you are the substance of things I hoped for.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
11. What is your name and number so that I can add you to my prayer list?
12. How about you be the salt and I’ll be the light.
13. Girl, you must be a bible verse cause I can’t stop memorizing you.
14. I feel like the spirit led me straight to you.
15. Why should I read Proverbs 31 when you are in front of me?
16. Can you touch me, please? I want to be touched by an angel.
17. I know you’ve already invited Jesus into your heart but do you have space left for me?
18. God was just showing off when he made you.
19. You must be an Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
20. Last night I was reading the book of numbers then I realized I don’t have yours.
21. Don’t walk away from me babe. You may think I’m not perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
22. You make me wanna be a better tither.
23. Is this seat saved? Because I am.
24. I didn’t know angels flew this low.
25. Is this transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
Pick Up Lines With Biblical Name
26. I want you to be mine and I don’t mind working 7 years like Jacob just for you.
27. Is your name David? cause you look like a man after my heart.
28. Hey girl, maybe you’ll say I’m not a good shepherd but honestly, I don’t regret leaving the 99 because you are worth it.
29. Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.
30. Jesus turned water into wine, but can I turn you into mine?
31. Wait, can I call you Habakkuk because you look like the man Abba cooked for me?
32. I consider myself to be fishers of women, this would be referred to as casting my net.
33. Did you say your name is Esther? Oh, I guess you were chosen for such a time like this.
34. I know Paul said it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible.
35. King Solomon may have been wise, but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.
36. God created the world in 7 days, but it only takes 7 digits to change my whole world.
37. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives, I guess he never met you.
38. You can call me Pharoah ’cause I’ll never let you go.
39. For you, I’ll slay two Goliaths.
40. I’m not Joseph but I’ve been dreaming about you can you help me interpret these dreams?
41. Are you Thomas? Because I doubt I’ll ever find anyone as handsome as you.
42. You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off; I’m weak on my knees.
43. Just like Noah’s ark, my ark floats each time I see you.
44. Jesus loves you. Do you mind if I love you too?
45. Hey, you can call me Joseph ’cause I’m going to Mary you someday.
46. I can’t part the Red Sea, but I’ll certainly open the door for you.
47. You make the queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
48. Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.
49. I know you are not the mother of Jesus but I’ll like to Mary you someday.
50. I’ll feel comfortable reading Songs of Solomon with you
51. Wait are you Abraham? cause I want to bless you with my children.
52. I may not have a Job right now and I may live in my parents’ basement but honestly, I’m storing up treasures in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock
53. Are you Adam? cause to me, you are the only man in my world.
54. I must confess, I like you a Lot.
55. I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and me.
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Naughty Christian Pick-Up Lines
56. You can call me Joshua from now on cause I’m ready to tear down your wall.
57. I put the stud in Bible Study.
58. You are the fishers of men cause girl you just got me hooked.
59. I’m interested in full-time ministry and not only that, but I also play the guitar.
60. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two of us.
61. You can call me Jonah because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.
62. The holy book commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?
63. Anytime we are outdoors, I feel great but it feels like heaven when we are inside.
64. If kissing you was a sin, I’d happily walk through hell.
65. I want us to go on a mission together cause I think I’ve been called to be a missionary.
66. Do you need prayers? cause I’m ready to lay my hands on you.
67. Is your daddy a pastor? cause your body is preaching the word.
68. Doesn’t the bible say to greet one another with a holy kiss?
69. 50 shades of grey is nothing compared to the shades of grace I intend to show you.
70. Hey babe, I thought I’d invite you to church so we can speak in a tongue.
71. They say faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains. I believe I can move your thighs.
72. You will be mine forever and I think I want to be yours forever.
73. I lost my rosary can I use your fingers, honey?
74. I want to go out for some body and blood darling. Would you join me?
75. Mind if I remove my sandals and come closer?
76. I can take all the strokes for you but I don’t also mind being nailed on the cross.
77. How many times do I have to walk around to make you fall for me?
78. Can you be my rock? I’m ready to cleave on you.
79. I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
80. I know it’s strange but anytime I walk toward you, I feel like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
81. You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here
82. If you let me, I don’t mind sleeping at your feet.
83. You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.
84. I called heaven asking for an angel but I was hoping they’ll send a devil like you instead.
85. Can we just off the lights and fellowship together?
Pick Up Lines From the Songs of Solomon
86. Please keep talking… Your voice is soothing and melodic like the sound of a gentle breeze through trees.
87. I am my beloved and my beloved is mine. He grazes among the lilies.
88. My heart belongs to you like a gazelle for a cool stream and I can’t quench this desire.
89. Are you a vineyard, my love? because your beauty is as rich as the finest grapes.
90. Can I have your love? it is the most valuable treasure on earth.
91. You are like a lily among thorns, standing out with your radiant beauty.
92. Your love is more delightful than wine and your presence intoxicated my soul.
93. My beloved is radiant and ruddy; distinguished among ten thousand.
94. The scent of your garment is like the scent of Lebanon.
95. Are you a garden enclosed, my love? because you’re the hidden treasures of my heart.
96. Your cheeks are like a bed of spice and your fragrance is a sweet perfume that lingers in my thoughts.
97. Your smile is like the dawn breaking over the mountains bringing warmth and light to my world.
98. Girl, your laughter is like the song of birds in the morning, filling my heart with joy.
99. Eat friends, drink, and be drunk with love
100. Your eyes are like pools of water, deep and inviting, where I find peace and solace.
